Yes, the Spucklers were that crazy.Ĭletus: We always figured someday Mary would marry. It's mentioned that all of the Spuckler's children were named after what they would do when they grew up. Meaningful Name: Mary got her name because she's the one her parents expected to get married.Bart likes it because it rhymes with Moo. Mary suggests he calls him just 'Lou' because he's a young bull. Lazily Gender-Flipped Name: Bart names his calf 'Lulubelle'.Kick the Dog: Lisa hides a CD player under Bart's bed with sounds of cows and other farm animals to guilt trip him into giving up meat.Five-Second Foreshadowing: The tactic of switching Homer with the cow is given away briefly by the fact that when Lou moos, not only does his mouth not move, but it doesn’t sound like Tress MacNeille.The tactic works, but before Maggie eats a bite, Lisa comes in talking about Bart's situation. When Maggie refuses to eat her baby food, Homer and Marge use sock puppets to convince her to, with Homer's puppet eating the food.During the bonding montage, Bart tried to feed Lou grass, but Lou refused to eat it, so Bart tried to show him it tasted good.As their theme song says, the transclown-o-morphs are "transforming clowns that morph". Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Transclown-O-Morphs.Bait-and-Switch: During the montage of Bart and Lou bonding, Bart is handling a branding iron, making it look like he's about to brand Lou.but he's actually making a collar sign for him.However, her parents view this as him proposing to marry her. Accidental Proposal: Bart presents Lou to Mary in the hopes of saving his cow from being slaughtered.Pretend you don’t see him.Bart tries to save his new cow from the slaughterhouse - and ends up nearly married to a hillbilly girl named Mary. Homer: Yeah, isn’t it? I got if off a hairdryer. Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson. Homer: That’s the way Max Power is, Marge. Marge: You changed your name without consulting me? He’s a street smart fish out of water in a world he never made. Homer: Yeah, but why does the Homer Simpson character have to be so stupid? Like, oh… Marlo Brando in Apocalypse Now. Marge: Your character provides the comic relief. Marge about Admiral Baby: It’s hard to believe someone that young could have risen to the rank of Admiral. Homer to the MaxĪnnouncer : The start of television’s second most exciting season-mid-season!-is just two hundred exciting seconds away. Rupert Murdoch: I’m Rupert Murdoch, the billionaire tyrant. Krusty: Ask her if she’ll go out with me. Lisa: These Super Bowl commercials are weird.ĭolly Parton: Wally Kogen, what are you doing in Super Bowl jail? The guys made kind of a mess in your bathroom. Marge: It’s so nice to have a peaceful weekend together. Homer: Hey, I know you! We were in the same pyramid scheme. Homer singing: Do you like piña colonics, and getting caught in the rain And I’ll cap it off with a smooth, refreshing colonic. Homer: I’ll start with a couple of pizzas, then a complimentary Tango lesson. Postmaster Bill: Those are citizen relocation codes. What’s the point of these other four numbers? These five digits tell us where to direct your mail.
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Postmaster Bill: This machine reads zip codes. Mayor Quimby: I’ve called this meeting to figure out what to do with those blabbermouth kids and their creepy English accents. Wiggum: Let this be a lesson to you! Kids never learn. Homer: Well if kids are so innocent why is every bad named after them? “Acting childish.” “Kidnapping.” “Child abuse.” Take your money and go someplace else! Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken The program is sound.Ĭasino Owner: Las Vegas doesn’t care for out-of-towners. Homer: Blame me if you must, but don’t ever speak ill of the program! The program is rock solid. Ned: This is all your fault! You and your stupid program. Ginger: You two fellas are the nicest husbands we’ve ever had. Ned: How do you do it, Homer? How do you silence that little voice that says, “Think”? Lisa: You’re not really giving my dad power of attorney are you? I guess because there’s so much dolphin in it. Lisa: He also invented the photograph, the microphone and the electric guitar. Ralph: This snowflake tastes like fish sticks! The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
We’ll never have that freedom again.Īlex: Listen, you can giggle and stink all you want, but I have a credit card. We’ve only got nine, maybe ten years, tops where we can giggle in church and chew with our mouths open and go days without bathing. It’s a little thick, but the price is right! Marge: Lisa, I made you some homemade Pepsi for the dance. Lisa: Am I the only one that wants to play hopscotch and bake cookies and watch McLaughlin Group? Of course with grease!Īlex Whitney (Lisa Kudrow): Yeah, all you need is a thumbtack and a lot of paper towels. Homer: Marge, if you don’t mind I’m a little busy now achieving financial independence. User Review 0 ( 0 votes) Lard of the Dance
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